"HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
09/06/2019 at 14:09 • Filed to: None | 6
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Got my show and shine car sheet ready
CalzoneGolem
> HammerheadFistpunch
09/06/2019 at 14:16 |
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Mmmm those floor mats are sooo plush!
MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s
> HammerheadFistpunch
09/06/2019 at 14:23 |
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Wow, a genuine O’reily simulation leather steering wheel cover?
I’m impressed.
Nothing
> HammerheadFistpunch
09/06/2019 at 14:30 |
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Flames on the sheet means that you are required to put flames on the Cruiser.
Milky
> HammerheadFistpunch
09/06/2019 at 14:30 |
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50 mm lift kit
HammerheadFistpunch
> MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s
09/06/2019 at 14:33 |
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only the best!*
*in the budget category
Ssfancyfresh
> HammerheadFistpunch
09/06/2019 at 14:58 |
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Great work. A couple suggestions based on my experience..
The word “Rare” doesn’t appear at all. Rare this flyer up! Let’s get RARE !
Related, how do I know how rare this beautiful beast is if you don’t apply some stats? “1 of 5 1997 model year in glorious metallic tan with factory equipped lockers, power windows, leather seats, McNally Toyota license plate frame (front only) , and RARE dealer installed TRD pine tree air freshener.”
HammerheadFistpunch
> Ssfancyfresh
09/06/2019 at 14:59 |
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I think at one point I actually knew that rarity number. but clearly didn’t see fit to commit it to memory
7:07
> HammerheadFistpunch
09/06/2019 at 15:05 |
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Look at mr dollaz here with his ‘ genuine foil’ and everything
Ash78, voting early and often
> CalzoneGolem
09/06/2019 at 15:06 |
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Yeah, but I bet they have a really shallow pil....WHOA NOPE, I was wrong!
CalzoneGolem
> Ash78, voting early and often
09/06/2019 at 15:16 |
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WiscoProud
> HammerheadFistpunch
09/06/2019 at 15:33 |
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I presume you’ve picked up your creepy doll?
MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick)
> 7:07
09/06/2019 at 15:35 |
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Look at you, fancy Dan.
Future Heap Owner
> WiscoProud
09/06/2019 at 16:31 |
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wat
WiscoProud
> Future Heap Owner
09/06/2019 at 16:32 |
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I have no idea, but i’ve seen these abominations in person
benjrblant
> HammerheadFistpunch
09/06/2019 at 17:44 |
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Don’t forget the stuffed crying child for the backseat.
BJ
> HammerheadFistpunch
09/06/2019 at 19:33 |
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Very nice. 9 /10 for the overall effort , plus 1 bonus Internet because you explicitly excluded the manufacturer’s name.
Some ideas for v2 (or whatever, I just feel like sharing) :
A dd “Four wheels” to that list of factory options. Because you never know, right?
The LIGHT MODS section should have only one entry: “Interior and exterior lamps, with bulbs ”
All the other details should be under a title that says CUSTOM with a double underline. It wouldn’t hurt if that title was just slightly off-centre to the right.
The subtle flames are sexy. M aybe also add a checkered flag background fade in one corner? If there’s no checkered flag, you’ve not won any races, so you’re a loser. Nobody brings loser cars to show and shine.
BJ
> CalzoneGolem
09/06/2019 at 19:35 |
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Note that they’re not mats, they are matts . Most of the poors wouldn’t know the difference, but a true enthusiast will appreciate the subtle touches like this.
UnderSTeerEnthusiast - Triumph Fanboy
> HammerheadFistpunch
09/06/2019 at 22:09 |
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What ever happened to cutting the roof off and putting the tent up there? Or am I thinking of someone else?
HammerheadFistpunch
> UnderSTeerEnthusiast - Triumph Fanboy
09/06/2019 at 22:33 |
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you’re probably thinking of Tim
https://kinja.com/dirtsunrise?startTime=1517581860195